JUST FOR A LAUGH

[I'mPat]

The DH got this of the ASU (they are the rescue unit for the Avon Descent) and was sent in by one of their members who is a registered nurse

"My other-half has been aftger me for several weeks to paint the seat of our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the tolet seat.

About this time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without anyu success whatsoever. Finally in desperation, I undid the toile seat bolts. She wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (try to get a mental picture of this).

She tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying. "Well Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this beore." The Doctor, replied "Actually I've seen lots of them ..... I just never saw one mounted and framed."


Pat

[Peter J]

That gives new meaning to being bogged down

[I'mPat]

Peter J wrote:


That gives new meaning to being bogged down

or maybe sticking to the job at hand as suggested by the DH.

Pat